What happened when the cat went to the flea circus?
     He stole the whole show

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
     The Purrrrpertrator

Where does the cat go when it loses its tail?
     The retail store

How did the cat feel after the dog chased it through the screen door?
     Strained

What did the hundred pound mouse say when it walked down the alley?
     Here, kitty, kitty . . .

What do cats eat for breakfast?
     Mice Krispies

Why did the cat put oil on the mouse?
     Because it squeeked

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
     When you're a mouse